Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

Marge wore a bikini and paddled in the sea
She waded out further when she had to do a pee
A big wave knocked her on her back
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

Marge wore a bikini and paddled in the sea
She waded out further when she had to do a pee
A big wave knocked her on her back
And she was rescued by a Lifeguard Jack
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Marge wore a bikini and paddled in the sea
She waded out further when she had to do a pee
A big wave knocked her on her back
And she was rescued by a Lifeguard Jack
The kiss of life there on the quay

Marge and Jack were dating soon

Alex

Marge and Jack were dating soon
Jack's kisses just made Marge swoon

GrannyMac


Marge and Jack were dating soon
Jack's kisses just made Marge swoon
She sat on the beach while he watched the sea

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

Marge and Jack were dating soon
Jack's kisses just made Marge swoon
She sat on the beach while he watched the sea
Then into the beach hut for some jigglygee                  
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Marge and Jack were dating soon
Jack's kisses just made Marge swoon
She sat on the beach while he watched the sea
Then into the beach hut for some jigglygee                 
Silhouettes swaying by the light of the moon

The beach it was in Geordie land



klondike

The beach it was in Geordie land
Perhaps why neither were ever tanned

Scrumpy


The beach it was in Geordie land
Perhaps why neither were ever tanned
Being browned off they headed for Spain
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

The beach it was in Geordie land
Perhaps why neither were ever tanned
Being browned off they headed for Spain
As they left the airport it started to rain

Alex

The beach it was in Geordie land
Perhaps why neither were ever tanned
Being browned off they headed for Spain
As they left the airport it started to rain
But Marge was happy as Jack took her hand


GrannyMac

Bette worked as a cleaner for a wealthy man
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Bette worked as a cleaner for a wealthy man
How to get some of that required a cunning plan

Alex

Bette worked as a cleaner for a wealthy man
How to get some of that required a cunning plan
But Betty didn't know the wealthy man was mean

Scrumpy

Bette worked as a cleaner for a wealthy man
How to get some of that would require a cunning plan
But Bette didn't know the wealthy man was mean
And he had it hidden away.She couldn't find a bean
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..