Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Every week Pete went to watch his team
When it came to tiddlewinks they were the cream
They played in pub leagues, they liked to win
The captain would flip putting on sideways spin

[Scrumpy]

Every week Pete went to watch his team
When it came to tiddlewinks they were the cream
They played in pub leagues, they liked to win
The captain would flip putting on sideways spin
For 5year old's they were keen and mean

Mori worked the market down at Golders Green

[klondike]

Mori worked the market down at Golders Green
Some days he'd make a fortune, others not a bean

[Scrumpy]

Mori worked the market down at Golders Green
Some days he'd make a fortune, others not a bean
The rozzers had him in their sights
But couldn't catch him, try as they might

[GrannyMac]

Mori worked the market down at Golders Green
Some days he'd make a fortune, others not a bean
The rozzers had him in their sights
But couldn't catch him, try as they might
He would leave them standing when he channelled Barry Sheen

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He sold towels and plates and pots and pans

[klondike]

He sold towels and plates and pots and pans
Which he brought along in one of his vans

[Scrumpy]

He sold towels and plates and pots and pans
Which he brought along in one of his vans
He sold things for the weekend and stuff for the week

[klondike]

He sold towels and plates and pots and pans
Which he brought along in one of his vans
He sold things for the weekend and stuff for the week
Things for the slobs and things for the chic

[GrannyMac]

He sold towels and plates and pots and pans
Which he brought along in one of his vans
He sold things for the weekend and stuff for the week
Things for the slobs and things for the chic
Bought on the QT from 'some man'. 

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Joe went camping in the Peaks last week

[klondike]

Joe went camping in the Peaks last week
When the tent blew away he cried out EEEEK!

[GrannyMac]

Joe went camping in the Peaks last week
When the tent blew away he cried out EEEEK!
He found a cave, bedded down for the night

[Alex]

Joe went camping in the Peaks last week
When the tent blew away he cried out EEEEK!
He found a cave, bedded down for the night
Scuttling sounds gave him such a fright

[klondike]

Joe went camping in the Peaks last week
When the tent blew away he cried out EEEEK!
He found a cave, bedded down for the night
Scuttling sounds gave him such a fright
Whatever it was it made him shreak

Come morning Joe went looking for a B&B

[Scrumpy]

Come morning Joe went looking for a B&B
He needed one desperately.. he needed to pee
He saw a red light shining over the way
He hoped it was somewhere that he could stay

[klondike]

Come morning Joe went looking for a B&B
He needed one desperately.. he needed to pee
He saw a red light shining over the way
He hoped it was somewhere that he could stay
So he asked if they had a room free

He entered his room and got quite a shock