Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Silver Tabby]

Lizzie went out for lunch with Pete
only £6 for all they could eat
Lizzie felt bloated and Pete was sick
But Alka Seltzer did the trick
and both of them went home replete




I am owned by a long tailed Tabby Twit

[Scrumpy]

I am owned by a long tailed Tabby Twit
She's the boss, telling me where I can sit

[klondike]

I am owned by a long tailed Tabby Twit
She's the boss, telling me where I can sit
As soon as I do she's on my lap

[Alex]

I am owned by a long tailed Tabby Twit
She's the boss, telling me where I can sit
As soon as I do she's on my lap
Her favourite speck for taking a nap

[Alex]

I am owned by a long tailed Tabby Twit
She's the boss, telling me where I can sit
As soon as I do she's on my lap
Her favourite speck for taking a nap
I love being 'owned'I must admit !


Betty the barmaid was about to call time

[Scrumpy]

Betty the barmaid was about to call time
When a stranger walked in .. asked for vodka and lime
He was tall and handsome.. Wore a stetson hat

[Alex]

Betty the barmaid was about to call time
When a stranger walked in .. asked for vodka and lime
He was tall and handsome.. Wore a stetson hat
But in the middle of Carlisle  he looked a total prat

[Scrumpy]

Betty the barmaid was about to call time
When a stranger walked in.. asked for vodka and lime
He was tall and handsome..Wore a Stetson hat
But in the middle of Carlisle he looked a total prat
But not in Carlisle Pennsylvania where he looked fine.

[Alex]

Betty the barmaid was about to call time
When a stranger walked in.. asked for vodka and lime
He was tall and handsome..Wore a Stetson hat
But in the middle of Carlisle he looked a total prat
But not in Carlisle Pennsylvania where he looked fine.
He'd left his horse in Newcastle under Lyme


Richard was proud of the shiny new hearse

[GrannyMac]

Richard was proud of the shiny new hearse
Though he wasn't an undertaker, he was a nurse

[Scrumpy]

Richard was proud of his shiny new hearse
Though he wasn't an undertaker, he was a nurse
It had plenty of room to lay down in the back

[klondike]

Richard was proud of his shiny new hearse
Though he wasn't an undertaker, he was a nurse
It had plenty of room to lay down in the back
Best of all it wasn't boring black

[GrannyMac]

Richard was proud of his shiny new hearse
Though he wasn't an undertaker, he was a nurse
It had plenty of room to lay down in the back
Best of all it wasn't boring black
It was bright shocking pink, which really looked worse.

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Every week Pete went to watch his team

[klondike]

Every week Pete went to watch his team
When it came to tiddlewinks they were the cream

[GrannyMac]

Every week Pete went to watch his team
When it came to tiddlewinks they were the cream
They played in pub leagues, they liked to win