Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An overworked medic from Poole
Proved to be a bit of a fool
He went out on strike
When he lost his bike
And had to ride home on a mule

Old Joe's bus was running late

[Michael Rolls]

Old Joe's bus was running late
No good moaning - it's fate

[klondike]

Old Joe's bus was running late
No good moaning - it's just fate
Road works slow down even buses

[Michael Rolls]

Old Joe's bus was running late
No good moaning - it's just fate
Road works slow down even buses
And it's no good resorting to cusses

[GrannyMac]

Old Joe's bus was running late
No good moaning - it's just fate
Road works slow down even buses
And it's no good resorting to cusses
As usual, he'll just have to wait

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Public transport is in a real mess

[Michael Rolls]

Public transport is in a real mess
Admit it, Mr. Khan, just confess

[Scrumpy]

Public transport is really a mess
Admit it, Mr Khan, just confess
Flo couldn't get to work last week

[Michael Rolls]

Public transport is really a mess
Admit it, Mr Khan, just confess
Flo couldn't get to work last week
Or so she said, but someone might sneak

[klondike]

Public transport is really a mess
Admit it, Mr Khan, just confess
Flo couldn't get to work last week
Or so she said, but someone might sneak
She was really out finding a new party dress

All our roads have potholes galore

[Michael Rolls]

All our roads have potholes galore
Which makes travel a bit of a bore

[klondike]

All our roads have potholes galore
Which makes travel a bit of a bore
I've hurt my back it is no joke

[Michael Rolls]

All our roads have potholes galore
Which makes travel a bit of a bore
I've hurt my back it is no joke
I'm even more damaged than other folk

[klondike]

All our roads have potholes galore
Which makes travel a bit of a bore
I've hurt my back it is no joke
I'm even more damaged than other folk
And my jallopy can't take any more

King Charles made a speech today

[Scrumpy]

King Charles made a speech today
' Harry can bloody stay away'.

[Michael Rolls]

King Charles made a speech today
' Harry can bloody stay away'.
And as for his tart