Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

King Charles made a speech today
'Harry can bloody well stay away'.
And as for his tart
No ride in a cart

[Michael Rolls]

King Charles made a speech today
'Harry can bloody well stay away'.
And as for his tart
No ride in a cart
It's time they accepted that this is my day


Jack and Jill avoided the hill when sent to fetch some water

[klondike]

Jack and Jill avoided the hill when sent to fetch some water
They snoozed in their beds and sent off the other daughter

[Michael Rolls]

Jack and Jill avoided the hill when sent to fetch some water
They snoozed in their beds and sent off the other daughter
but when her bucker was full

[klondike]

Jack and Jill avoided the hill when sent to fetch some water
They snoozed in their beds and sent off the other daughter
But when her bucket was full
She got charged by a bull

[Michael Rolls]

Jack and Jill avoided the hill when sent to fetch some water
They snoozed in their beds and sent off the other daughter
But when her bucket was full
She got charged by a bull
For ignoring the sign - that taught her!


A man cycling home in the dark

[klondike]

A man cycling home in the dark
Took a shortcut through the park

[Michael Rolls]

A man cycling home in the dark
Took a shortcut through the park
The silly old clot

[klondike]

A man cycling home in the dark
Took a shortcut through the park
The silly old clot
Was feeling sweaty and hot

[Michael Rolls]

A man cycling home in the dark
Took a shortcut through the park
The silly old clot
Was feeling sweaty and hot
And fell off - what a lark!


A winsome young maiden from Truro

[GrannyMac]

A winsome young maiden from Truro
Saved her money in a drawer in her bureau

[Michael Rolls]

A winsome young maiden from Truro
Saved her money in a drawer in her bureau
When asked why this was

[Scrumpy]

A winsome young maiden from Truro
Saved her money in a drawer in her bureau
When asked why this was
 She replied 'It's because..

[GrannyMac]

A winsome young maiden from Truro
Saved her money in a drawer in her bureau
When asked why this was
She replied 'It's because..
I like counting my dollars and Euros.

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A woman from Essex called Lily

[Michael Rolls]

A woman from Essex called Lily
was known to frequent Piccadilly