Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Jesse was a line dance queen
Cowboy hat and boots... very keen

[Michael Rolls]

Jessie was a line dance queen
In her finery she was seen

[Scrumpy]

Sorry Michael.. too slow... x

[Michael Rolls]

story of my life!

[Ruthio]

Jesse was a line dance queen
Cowboy hat and boots... very keen
With speedy feet she flew 

[GrannyMac]

Jesse was a line dance queen
Cowboy hat and boots... very keen
With speedy feet she flew
Every step and move she knew

[Alex]

Jesse was a line dance queen
Cowboy hat and boots... very keen
With speedy feet she flew
Every step and move she knew
Impressing all with her new routine.

There was an old sheepdog called Sam

[GrannyMac]

There was an old sheepdog called Sam
Whose favourite treat was tinned Spam

[Michael Rolls]

There was an old sheepdog called Sam
Whose favourite treat was tinned Spam
If Spam wasn't offered

[Scrumpy]

There was an old sheepdog called Sam
Whose favourite treat was tinned Spam
If Spam wasn't offered
Sam was well bovvered

[Alex]

There was an old sheepdog called Sam
Whose favourite treat was tinned Spam
If Spam wasn't offered
Sam was well bovvered
But well pleased with a plate of boiled ham.

Brian's Christmas tree looked a bit forlorn

[Scrumpy]

Brian's Christmas tree looked a bit forlorn
When he looked his balls had gone

[Alex]

Brian's Christmas tree looked a bit forlorn
When he looked his balls had gawn
The fairy had lost her frock

[GrannyMac]

Brian's Christmas tree looked a bit forlorn
When he looked his balls had gawn
The fairy had lost her frock
Peter and Andy had run amok

[Alex]

Brian's Christmas tree looked a bit forlorn
When he looked his balls had gawn
The fairy had lost her frock
Peter and Andy had run amok
And the carpet was covered with popcorn.

Someone else like to start one  ?