Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Mr Johnson was quick off the mark
At the 4am running club in his park
With Dylan and Brian hot on his heels
The sight of his knees attracted some squeals

[GrannyMac]

Mr Johnson was quick off the mark
At the 4am running club in his park
With Dylan and Brian hot on his heels
The sight of his knees attracted some squeals
He was relieved it was still pretty dark.

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Nadine is advertising her book for sale

[Scrumpy]

Nadine is offering her book for sale
Just like SPARE It's bound to fail

[klondike]

Nadine is offering her book for sale
Just like SPARE It's bound to fail
Poundland's buyer is ready to bid
Twopence a copy then sold for a quid

[Alex]

Nadine is offering her book for sale
Just like SPARE It's bound to fail
Poundland's buyer is ready to bid
Twopence a copy then sold for a quid
Extra charge for copies in Braille.

Jennifer got a new job at a bank

[Scrumpy]

Jennifer got a new job at a bank
Planning an inside job with lover Hank

[Ruthio]

Jennifer got a new job at a bank
Planning an inside job with lover Hank
So there he was gun pointed at the grille 🔫 🔫 

[klondike]

Jennifer got a new job at a bank
Planning an inside job with lover Hank
So there he was gun pointed at the grille 🔫 🔫
Oi there you - here's a bag to fill

[Ruthio]

Jennifer got a new job at a bank
Planning an inside job with lover Hank
So there he was gun pointed at the grille 🔫 🔫
Oi there you - here's a bag to fill
And off he went to meet his mate Frank

[Michael Rolls]

new first line?

[Scrumpy]

I've sorted it for you Ruthie...


Christmas balls are in the shops       

[Michael Rolls]

Christmas balls are in the shops
For the tree they are the tops

[Alex]

Christmas balls are in the shops
For the tree they are the tops
They came on display end of October

[Scrumpy]

Christmas balls are in the shops
For the tree they are the tops
They came on display end of October
Easter eggs when Christmas is over

[GrannyMac]

Christmas balls are in the shops
For the tree they are the tops
They came on display end of October
Easter eggs when Christmas is over
Then parasols, sun cream, flip flops. 🌞

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Jessie was a line dance queen