Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Michael Rolls · August 28, 2023, 09:17:45 AM

As the sun sinks slowly in the West
The peaceful evening was ruined by a pest
A drunken barbeque party next door
There must have been over 100 , or more !!!
And most of them not even a guest

A foolish young man from Kentucky

klondike · August 28, 2023, 11:14:46 AM

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Wondered why he never got lucky

Michael Rolls · August 28, 2023, 11:16:36 AM

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Wondered why he never got lucky
So he went to a sage for advice

klondike · August 28, 2023, 11:59:54 AM

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Wondered why he never got lucky
So he went to a sage for advice
£50 for this charm and you'll be rich in a trice!

GrannyMac · August 28, 2023, 03:19:32 PM

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Wondered why he never got lucky
So he went to a sage for advice
£50 for this charm and you'll be rich in a trice!
He said 'you must be kidding ducky'.

***** *****

Mary went to the Super Store

klondike · August 28, 2023, 03:38:51 PM

Mary went to the Super Store
Bumped her car and how she swore

GrannyMac · August 28, 2023, 08:41:38 PM

Mary went to the Super Store
Bumped her car and how she swore
The parking spaces weren't wide

Michael Rolls · August 29, 2023, 03:32:50 AM

Mary went to the Super Store
Bumped her car and how she swore
The parking spaces weren't wide
So she was stuck inside

Scrumpy · August 29, 2023, 09:03:08 AM

Mary went to a Super Store
Bumped her car and how she swore
The parking spaces weren't wide
So she was stuck inside
For 4 hours or more

The spot on her nose got bigger and bigger

GrannyMac · August 29, 2023, 09:19:05 AM

The spot on her nose got bigger and bigger
How to get rid, she couldn't figure

klondike · August 29, 2023, 03:54:44 PM

The spot on her nose got bigger and bigger
How to get rid, she couldn't figure
Then thought, some cream applied with care

GrannyMac · August 29, 2023, 05:48:11 PM

The spot on her nose got bigger and bigger
How to get rid, she couldn't figure
Then thought, some cream applied with care
And a quick adjustment of her hair

Michael Rolls · August 30, 2023, 05:52:09 AM

he spot on her nose got bigger and bigger
How to get rid, she couldn't figure
Then thought, some cream applied with care
And a quick adjustment of her hair
But even then all would just snigger

A surly old farmer from Devon

GrannyMac · August 30, 2023, 06:47:44 AM

A surly old farmer from Devon
When his time came prayed for Heaven

Michael Rolls · August 30, 2023, 08:46:37 AM

A surly old farmer from Devon
When his time came prayed for Heaven
But Saint Peter said 'Nay'