Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Charlie's cucumber was 'best' in show
That's a marrow said one in the know

[klondike]

Charlie's cucumber was 'best' in show
That's a marrow said one in the know
The row got heated and turned into a fight

[Michael Rolls]

Charlie's cucumber was 'best' in show
That's a marrow said one in the know
The row got heated and turned into a fight
So they got bunged in the cells for the night

[Scrumpy]

Charlie's cucumber was 'best' in show
That's a marrow said one in the know
The row got heated and turned into a fight
So they got bunged in the cells for the night
Where Charlie and Ron fell in love.. Oh No !!!

The Spanish beach was full of Brits

[Michael Rolls]

The Spanish beach was full of Brits
Which sent all the locals into fits

[klondike]

The Spanish beach was full of Brits
Which sent all the locals into fits
All they want is chips and beer

[Michael Rolls]

The Spanish beach was full of Brits
Which sent all the locals into fits
All they want is chips and beer
ANd wander along the nearest pier

[GrannyMac]

The Spanish beach was full of Brits
Which sent all the locals into fits
All they want is chips and beer
And wander along the nearest pier
Ogling all the ladies' .....in their woolly knits 😄

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The Blackpool lights are pretty bright

[klondike]

The Blackpool lights are pretty bright
Lighting up September skies each night

[GrannyMac]

The Blackpool lights are pretty bright
Lighting up September skies each night
But behind the front its pretty grim

[klondike]

The Blackpool lights are pretty bright
Lighting up September skies each night
But behind the front its pretty grim
To walk alone risks life and limb

[Michael Rolls]

The Blackpool lights are pretty bright
Lighting up September skies each night
But behind the front its pretty grim
To walk alone risks life and limb
But carry a big stick to give muggers a fright

As the sun sinks slowly in the far distant west

[GrannyMac]

As the sun sinks slowly in the far distant West
The peaceful evening was ruined by a pest

[klondike]

As the sun sinks slowly in the far distant West
The peaceful evening was ruined by a pest
A drunken barbeque party next door

[Scrumpy]

As the sun sinks slowly in the West
The peaceful evening was ruined by a pest
A drunken barbeque party next door
There must have been over 100 , or more !!!