Daft definitions

[-Oy-]

Like it says.... e.g.
   Parapets : Two little kittens or puppies     

[zoony]

Transom = Brass tha gives t'kidnappers.

[-Oy-]

Clockwise : A knowledge of clocks

[zoony]

Stalemate = Grounds for divorce


Tenderfoot = Tha' toes.


These things are playing havoc with my [thinkin'! = the black stuff on't page.] 

[Michael Rolls]

heritage  = how old she is

[-Oy-]

Aperitif - All you want for Christmas

[crabbyob]

aperitif.... a new set of teeth

[zoony]

'Bachelor'  A man who makes jokes about women in kitchens..

[-Oy-]

D.I.Y = Damage it Yourself