age

[crabbyob]

i was sat in the waiting room of the Dentist waiting for the technician. another patent was itching to chat, so we began, he has a brother in Hampshire..ect... ect, no he had never been... no he had never been to Goa, he was married but no childfren, i had told him twice i was NOT English, but we are all one it seems, so idealt my trumph, asking if he had been born near Lahore... he was horrified that i migh consider he was Pakistani.. i pointed out it was  part of thre Indian Sub-Continent... then he decided it was because he had called me English.. i pointed out it didnt really matter, so long as he accepted  being a Packie...
i have no doubt he will be stopping people in the street today explaining that Folke born in Scotland are not English, i stopped the conversation after tyelling him how old i was...lol... Why in the name of the wee man would i tell a complete stranger my age... do any of you have this afliction

[Alex]

I was always asked if I was Dutch  and no I didn't wear clogs

[crabbyob]

its the clogs dear
i did suggest kitten heels....

[Raven]

Why in the name of the wee man would i tell a complete stranger my age... do any of you have this afliction

Errrrr nope. But I'm not believed anyway, if people do have the cheek to ask my age. 

[zoony]

In my experience there are people who will tell you how old they are at the first opportunity.

[klondike]

Usually if they are old....

[crabbyob]

sigh....i'm old, ive just discovered

[klondike]

Go for the use of nearly. 

E.G.   I'm nearly sixty. Even 90 is nearly 60 relatively speaking.

[zoony]

"..nearly 60.." I remember being that age. The short trousers, long socks and a cowlick..

[crabbyob]

Cowlick!!!... i am about to lose mine, it has haunted my hairstyles all my life but the HRT treatment has receeded my hairline dreadfully... and is it normal for a guy to have one breast larger than the other????

[zoony]

Yes mate. I'd lose the bra though..

[crabbyob]

i find myself looking at halter tops....

[zoony]

My advice is be careful not to get caught..

[crabbyob]

do you know two of the most gorgeous women i have ever laid
eyes on were here in the sub-continent.
the first was at a market in Goa, it was heaving, my land, my landlady, a very attractive lady in her own right was buying a brolly, haggling away in gobbledegook, i was almost in that trance-like state that married men learn when suddenly an apparition appeared, she was wearing a filmy material which framed her hair and face and was watching where she placed her feet, she almost caught my breath, thenshe looked up, our eyes met she smiled i heard the birds singing, she said "oh hello"... i was dumb struch.... speechless... her smile widened and she was gone... Bollywood movies are made locally.....
the dentist has a little boy who creates havoc at her surgery so her ex-nurse usually has him but she wasnt well but when her daughter came home she [the daughter came for the boy] my god, in repose she is stunning, but when she smiles... god i'm in love...sob... do you think she would understand if i asked for a photo

[zoony]

Keep the dream mate. The reality just might be a nightmare.