Who can do it?

[Brian45]

Tempt my old running friend Brian54 to at least register here. That git klondike obviously can't because he's taken the mickey far too often but surely Brian might respond to somebody else who asked him to contact them. klondike says he can set up an email address that will route mails to yours and then binned if you like after. Sounds like voodoo but some say they worked for them. He did naff up Phil's I noticed. Couldn't spell Diasi. Idjut.

Come on we need Brian. You know it makes sense. You can just ignore him here like you do on PF zoony. Leave no wounded. Leave no bodies.

Plenty of others need tempting too. Volunteers needed. Scrumpy has stuck her neck out enough. We don't want any casualties.

[hugh]

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[Scrumpy]

I'll get Brian.. If it's the last thing I do on PF...

[Scrumpy]

... and I'm off to do it NOW...

[klondike]

Go get 'im Scrumpy.

[Scrumpy]

I have put a message on his MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE thread.

  Brian.. Get in touch with me at [email protected]
If you don't I am going to knock on your neighbours doors and tell them I am pregnant and you won't talk to me..

[klondike]

One might shout back "Same here" 

[Alex]

I've stuck a message on PF too, for Andy & Peter 

[Michael Rolls]

well they're clearly the brains of the trio. I mean, how many dogs do you know that can use a keyboard?
Mike

[Alex]

Exactement  !

[Brian45]

is that talkin foriegn missus, i thought ye were aff the Scotland Road area?

[Scrumpy]

She talks all Frenchie when she has her winceyette  PJs  on.. Thinks she's all sexy..

[Alex]

is that talkin foriegn missus, i thought ye were aff the Scotland Road area?

Nope, me Mam was though 

She talks all Frenchie when she has her winceyette  PJs  on.. Thinks she's all sexy..

You haven't seen my winceyette PJs though Scrumps 

[crabbyob]

neither has Brian45 i hope....