Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She saw George through a different light
He wasn't gorgeous, he looked a fright
With a belly down to his knees
And his teeth shot out when he sneezed
They headed up to a fair old height

Those teeth came down in Ethel's lap
She gave poor George a right old slap

[Mups]

Those teeth came down in Ethel's lap
She gave poor George a right old slap
She threw his teeth across the room
And Maud swept them up with her broom

[Ruthio]

Those teeth came down in Ethel's lap
She gave poor George a right old slap
She threw his teeth across the room
And Maud swept them up with her broom
So now how can he eat his chicken wrap?

[Mups]

Sid was getting ready for bed
When a thought came into his head

[Scrumpy]

Sid was getting ready for bed
When a thought came into his head
Maybe tomorrow I'll ask Masie
To share this double bed with me

[klondike]

Sid was getting ready for bed
When a thought came into his head
Maybe tomorrow I'll ask Masie
To share this double bed with me
When he met Maisie his face went red

This made Maisie feel quite sad
But what she hoped was surely mad
Sid maybe thought his bed too lumpy
To engage in rumpy pumpy
If he'd only asked she'd have been glad

Perhaps she'd have to take the lead

[Scrumpy]

Perhaps she'd have to take the lead
She knelt down on the floor to plead
Please share a bed with me she said
Within 5 mins they were in his bed

[Mups]

Perhaps she'd have to take the lead
She knelt down on the floor to plead
Please share a bed with me she said
Within 5 mins they were in his bed
She thought he surely felt the need.

[Scrumpy]

She fell asleep half way through
Little knowing that Sid did too
They both woke up all refreshed
He made her toast and dippy egg