Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Things have gone wrong some have gone right,
No point in worrying late into the night
The follies of youth are a long time past
As we get older, the years go fast
But when I look back everything was alright
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy

Freddie had a wooden leg
At night he hung it on a peg
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

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Freddie had a wooden leg
At night he hung it on a peg
Some nights it fell with a mighty BUMP
This gave next door a right old hump
Get  a better hook they heard him beg


Scrumpy


A wooden leg and a hook !
Someone from Peter Pan he looked
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

A wooden leg and a hook !
Someone from Peter Pan he looked 
With his funny big nose
And his painted toes

GrannyMac

A wooden leg and a hook !
Someone from Peter Pan he looked
With his funny big nose
And his painted toes
And a big white hat, just like a cook. 👩�🍳 
    
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Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
She bumped her head going in being rather tall

Mups

Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
She bumped her head going in being rather tall 
She yelled out  "Ouch"
And sat down on the couch

klondike

Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
She bumped her head going in being rather tall
She yelled out  "Ouch"
And sat down on the couch
Next she knew she was wearing sod all  :shocked:

We thought your came here just to pose
Quite why the mix up nobody knows

Mups

We thought your came here just to pose
Quite why the mix up nobody knows 
She grabbed her scarf
But that didn't cover half