Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Enid invited her friends for tea
Betty, Wilma, and George, maybe
Out came the scones with cream and jam
And slices of the leanest ham
George didn't come so just those three

What happened to George? Betty asked

[Mups]

What happened to George? Betty asked
"He's just late,  he is always the last"

[Scrumpy]

What happened to George? Betty asked
'He's just late, he is always the last'
'Well he won't get a scone..
Wilma's just scoffed the last one'

[Scrumpy]

What happened to George Betty ? asked
'He's just late, he is always the last'
'Well he won't get a scone.. 
Willma's just scoffed the last one
And the paste sarni's are disappearing fast'

[Scrumpy]

Rita had a face lift and everything was raised

[klondike]

Rita had a face lift and everything was raised
Her startling new appearance left everyone amazed

[GrannyMac]

Rita had a face lift and everything was raised
Her startling new appearance left everyone amazed
Her wrinkles gone, her lips puffed up
She struggled drinking from a cup

[Alex]

Rita had a face lift and everything was raised
Her startling new appearance left everyone amazed
Her wrinkles gone, her lips puffed up
She struggled drinking from a cup
And her purple eyes were glazed


Brenda lost her bus pass

[GrannyMac]

Brenda lost her bus pass
Stuck in town, she had no cash

[klondike]

Brenda lost her bus pass
Stuck in town, she had no cash
She hitched her skirt and thumbed a ride

[Scrumpy]

Brenda lost her bus pass
Stuck in town , she had no cash
She hitched her skirt and thumbed a ride
Charlie in his old banger.. said 'Step inside'

[Mups]

Brenda lost her bus pass
Stuck in town , she had no cash
She hitched her skirt and thumbed a ride
Charlie in his old banger.. said 'Step inside' 
He gave her a smirk, and smoothed his moustache.

*

But Charlie drove the opposite way

[Alex]

But Charlie drove the opposite way
Brenda was nervous as he started to sway

[Mups]

But Charlie drove the opposite way
Brenda was nervous as he started to sway
With the radio on
He sang her a song

[Alex]

But Charlie drove the opposite way
Brenda was nervous as he started to sway
With the radio on
He sang her a song
Such A Night by Johnny Ray


Charlie was a bingo caller on Friday nights