Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

May was looking at a holiday ad
As she sat there on her IPad
Two weeks in Spain for 300 quid?
Payment needed now and so she did
The very next day she was hopping mad

When she checked her credit card
What she saw just left her jarred
For her card had been maxed out
She thumped the screen and began to shout
For she knew she'd dropped her guard

She got on the phone right away
Surely she'd not have to pay?

[Scrumpy]

She was on the phone right away
Surely she'd not have to pay ?
There was no firm it was a con
And her savings had all gone

[Mups]

She was on the phone right away
Surely she'd not have to pay ?
There was no firm it was a con
And her savings had all gone 
A scammer had had his way.