Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

One day at the Gardening Club
Noah said 'Let's go down the pub'
So off they went two by two
Freddie went with his mate Lew

[Mups]

One day at the Gardening Club
Noah said 'Let's go down the pub'
So off they went two by two
Freddie went with his mate Lew 
And while they were there, they had some grub.


An Owl flew in the Co-op today
Twit ter Woo he called all day
He sat on the till and watched Jan & Will
Then pulled faces at folk from the window sill

[Scrumpy]

An Owl flew in the Co-op today
Twit ter Woo he called all day
He sat on the till and watched Jan & Will
Then pulled faces at folk from the window sill
And he winked at Betty and May

[Mups]

Sat there waiting for a delivery to come
Bert began to ache, especially his bum

[Scrumpy]

Sat there waiting for a delivery to come
Bert began to ache, especially his bum
They were two streets away
They were three yesterday
He shouldn't have used Amazon

[klondike]

It's been delivered or so say's their text
Please leave a review they're asking next

[Ruthio]

It's been delivered or so says their text
Please leave a review they're asking next
He ripped off the paper

[Mups]

It's been delivered or so says their text
Please leave a review they're asking next
He ripped off the paper
Yards of it - what a caper
Just to get his new string vest!

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Sitting there watching the box
Ken noticed a hole in his sox

[klondike]

Sitting there watching the box
Ken noticed a hole in his sox
Two little piggies showing through
Could that be fixed with a bit of glue?

[Scrumpy]

Sitting there watching the box
Ken noticed a hole in his sox
Two little piggies showing through
Could that be fix with a bit of glue?
Maybe it could.. maybe not

[Mups]

It hasn't stopped raining today
Be careful we don't float away!
The rivers are flooded
With everything well muddied

[Ruthio]

It hasn't stopped raining today
Be careful we don't float away!
The rivers are flooded
With everything well muddied
And I can't go out to play! 😢 

[Mups]

My lights kept flickering just now
It gives me the willies - and how
Is it the rain?
Or blocks down the drain?