Save the Aardvark

[Vlad]

Ours don't. 
- No fur anywhere (unless they have had a little fight).
- Never shredded our curtains (curtains don't seem of any interest to them).
- Only once have I seen a mouse which one of them had brought in, but it disappeared somewhere and I haven't been able to locate it since (and it's probably dead by now, but no noticeable smells).
- They don't poo in Marge's flower beds, but prefer a patch of bare earth and always cover up their poo in the traditional manner.
- They don't scratch our leather sofa, probably because we don't possess a leather sofa.
- They do eat smelly food, but it has quickly gone long before it becomes smelly.
- They are not aloof, but like to come and sit with us for a stroke, if they're bored.
- They are not snotty... well, perhaps a bit, if they come and kiss us.
- I have never had an aardvark, so I don't know.

Well there you go...you have never had an ardvaark. 

[klondike]

As I said earlier there's none in Lidl and I did check Tesco with no luck. The local ASDA is too small but Morrisons may have some. Will check next time I'm near.

[Mups]

Nice bit of crispy aardvark at Christmas might make a change from turkey. Not seen any in Lidl though. May take a walk to Tesco. 

If all the Turkeys get the bird flu again this year  (and it has already started),  we might all have to have some Aardvark!

[GrannyMac]

The title reminded me of 'Save The Whale' by John Shuttleworth.  He's a comedian of sorts, a parody of a Northern entertainer.   I think Vlad has a similar take on life 🤣

https://the-hyperborean-dining-club.blogspot.com/2011/07/john-shuttleworth-save-whale.html

Some might remember Jilted John, Gordon is a Moron?

[Vlad]

The title reminded me of 'Save The Whale' by John Shuttleworth.  He's a comedian of sorts, a parody of a Northern entertainer.  I think Vlad has a similar take on life 🤣

https://the-hyperborean-dining-club.blogspot.com/2011/07/john-shuttleworth-save-whale.html

Some might remember Jilted John, Gordon is a Moron?

 Thank you GM, having a sense of the ridiculous has always been my escape route, I was educated in the school of the Goon Show. 

[GrannyMac]

Have you heard any of john Shuttleworth songs? He writes about the mundane. Titles include Two Margarines; I Can't go Back to Savoury Now; How's Your Nan? and other such rubbish 😁😁

[Vlad]

Have you heard any of john Shuttleworth songs? He writes about the mundane. Titles include Two Margarines; I Can't go Back to Savoury Now; How's Your Nan? and other such rubbish 😁😁

I don't think so GM but I will google them and have a listen thanks