Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Fred's car broke down, so he thumbed for a lift
But no one stopped, so he began to feel miffed

[Ruthio]

Fred's car broke down, so he thumbed for a lift
But no one stopped, so he began to feel miffed
He climbed onto the roof 

[Mups]

Fred's car broke down, so he thumbed for a lift
But no one stopped, so he began to feel miffed
He climbed onto the roof 
But he was no youth
Being younger would feel like a gift.


Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea

[Ruthio]

Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea
But she didn't get anything for me 😪

[Mups]

Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea
But she didn't get anything for me 😪
Just a sandwhich I had -
And even that tasted bad

[muddy]

Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea
But she didn't get anything for me 😪
Just a sandwhich I had -
And even that tasted bad
It was sardine a long time from the sea

This Limerick thing is hard to master
I wish that I could do it faster

[Mups]

This Limerick thing is hard to master
I wish that I could do it faster
But Muddy's doing good
I knew that she could
It's certainly no disaster.   



Yesterday at 11:16:49 PM

While Bert was curled up in bed
He snored as he rested his head

[GrannyMac]

While Bert was curled up in bed
He snored as he rested his head
The neighbours next door
Were heard to implore

[klondike]

While Bert was curled up in bed
He snored as he rested his head
The neighbours next door
Were heard to implore
It's noisier than the night he was wed

[Mups]

At the farmers market in Slough
Sid wanted to sell his old Cow

[Scrumpy]

At the farmers market in Slough
Sid wanted to sell his old Cow
But she was long in the tooth
and didn't have 'much on the roof'
So he decided to keep her.. for now

[Mups]

Sid wandered round the Poultry and Sheep
But he didn't want too many to keep
They'd cost him money
He'd have to sell a lot more Honey
And not let it go so cheap.

[Mups]

While Sue was hoovering round
She came across fifty pound

[Scrumpy]

While Sue was hoovering round
She came across fifty pounds
But it got sucked up
Along with the other muck
And the fifty pounds was never found