Nigel Lays it on the Line.

JBR · January 16, 2025, 09:33:42 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 06:00:05 PMThink you should ask if you can have whatever title is necessary for you to enter the House of Lords. It's one heck of a great care home, well heated and heavily subsidised food. Just to top it off, you get £300 every day you doss down there.

I can do that.

dextrous63 · January 16, 2025, 10:00:54 PM

Quote from: JBR on January 16, 2025, 09:33:42 PMI can do that.

Excellent. I believe there's a spare Duke of Sussex position going, which you can have.

klondike · January 16, 2025, 10:25:49 PM

Quote from: JBR on January 16, 2025, 09:33:42 PMI can do that.

I regularly do do that

JBR · January 16, 2025, 10:35:38 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 10:00:54 PMExcellent. I believe there's a spare Duke of Sussex position going, which you can have.

I accept. Please send me the necessary forms.

dextrous63 · January 16, 2025, 10:42:56 PM

Quote from: JBR on January 16, 2025, 10:35:38 PMI accept. Please send me the necessary forms.

Excellent. Will pop the in the post. In the meantime, you may wish to draft out a letter of application and include examples of how you satisfy the main person specs. These are largely...

Scrumpy · January 17, 2025, 09:43:57 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 06:00:05 PMThink you should ask if you can have whatever title is necessary for you to enter the House of Lords. It's one heck of a great care home, well heated and heavily subsidised food. Just to top it off, you get £300 every day you doss down there.

I can do that job with my eyes closed..... I shall apply..

JBR · January 17, 2025, 10:44:01 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 10:42:56 PMExcellent. Will pop the in the post. In the meantime, you may wish to draft out a letter of application and include examples of how you satisfy the main person specs.

Done:

"I have the means and ability to hold the Labour party to account for their disloyalty, treachery, falsity, perfidy, inconstancy, faithlessness, infidelity, unfaithfulness and falseness to the people of this country. I also apologise if I have included a couple or so words of unnecessarily similarity of meaning."

dextrous63 · January 18, 2025, 09:56:55 AM

Excellent. Think you need your mention that as a member of the HoL's (a curiously appropriate abbreviation for the place 😉), you have no intention whatsoever of actually doing any such thing.

JBR · January 18, 2025, 02:17:56 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 18, 2025, 09:56:55 AMExcellent. Think you need your mention that as a member of the HoL's (a curiously appropriate abbreviation for the place 😉), you have no intention whatsoever of actually doing any such thing.

Of course. It's nothing more than an old boys' club, though they now let in old women.

dextrous63 · January 18, 2025, 02:49:52 PM

Perfect. It's in the bag.