They're not your two are they, Raven?
I wonder if the one on the right still recognises his friend,  or is scared of him suddenly looking so different?

Hae a guid time if yer oot guising tonight.

Quote from: Scrumpy on <strong>Yesterday</strong> at 12:27:44 PMI don't like this one..

Me neither.

Nor did most folks after Google showed up. Still around though and plenty use their email.

Quote from: Dextrous63 on <strong>Yesterday</strong> at 10:16:45 AMQuite right JB.  Although, sometimes, one may wish to change the gender one identifies as, so perhaps a "dual access" system could be added to ones permissions.

Oooer  . . .  are you thinking of changing your gender now,  Dexy?   

As for JBR  wanting a 'rude jokes'  section  . . .  I can imagine that quickly  going a bit too far.
But what do I know.    I'll say no more.

What's gone wrong with the world today 
Nothing like it was in my younger day

Quote from: JBR on <strong>Yesterday</strong> at 10:09:22 AMI'd like to see more rude jokes, please!  (Perhaps a separate section which the ladies avoid?) 🤣

I could add one. I've seen just about every variant you can imagine already.

Years ago when Google Adsense first arrived you could make quite a few bob from running their adverts. My main moneymaker was a campsite directory I called KwikBreaks there were a number of others one called YourJokes which specialised in rude jokes. I let them all lapse when the income slowed because I didn't keep up with the constant effort needed to keep them high in the search results.

This was the central image of the start page of the joke site underneath the YourJokes logo and We are....

My car did itself 

Cookers I don't touch. SFAIK its only really for setting timings. 
Whenever I've tried it has somehow stopped it turning on until some unknown time in the future (or possibly the past). I think they are all the same - incomprehensible without a 3 day course. 

If you touch it best way to sort out issues is to turn the cooker off then turn it on again when you want to use it.

Quote from: Raven on <strong>Yesterday</strong> at 12:43:10 PMAI, I'm having trouble on various Sites trying to work out what's real and what's not. I find it exasperating and I even got accused of posting an oldish pic of myself and Dageus that Dunc took of being false 

All I can do with photos is alter their size so they fit into where I want them. It's put me off ever sharing photos again.

I like looking at your piccies.  Don't stop, as it wouldn't compute.  Error, error.  Code 137"**21

Can't say I have either. Saw plenty of frogs and toads as a child. I think children are attracted to the sorts of places they live