Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There once was a cashier from Waitrose
Who had a habit of looking down her nose
She would wear gloves to scan cheap old spam
And a big smile for Duchy of Cornwall ham
But she lived on an estate and her name was Rose

[Ruthio]

Now Rose really had a heart of gold 💛

[Alex]

Now Rose really had a heart of gold
She worked in Tesco's branch in Mold

[GrannyMac]

Now Rose really had a heart of gold
She worked in Tesco's branch in Mold
She'd point out the offers on biscuits and booze 

[Scrumpy]

Now Rose really had a heart of gold
She worked in Tesco's branch in Mold
She'd point out the offers on biscuits and booze
And always helped pensioners what to choose

[Scrumpy]

Now Rose really had a heart of gold
She worked in Tesco's branch in Mould
She'd point out the offers on biscuits and booze
And always helped pensioners what to choose
And never sold Persil when they had Offers on Bold


Olive was an usherette at the Flea Pit in the town

[Alex]

She worked in Tesco's branch in Mold......  there really is a town called Mold, odd name isn't it ?

[GrannyMac]

Yes, quite weird!


Olive was an usherette at the Flea Pit in the town
With a trayful of ice creams she'd saunter up and down

[Alex]

Olive was an usherette at the Flea Pit in the town
With a trayful of ice creams she'd saunter up and down
The local yobbo tried to pinch her tubs

[GrannyMac]

Olive was an usherette at the Flea Pit in the town
With a trayful of ice creams she'd saunter up and down
The local yobbo tried to pinch her tubs
Olive cracked his knuckles, and made the yobbo blub

[Scrumpy]

Olive was an usherette at the Flea Pit in the town
With a tray full of ice creams she'd saunter up and down
The local yobbo tried to pinch her tubs
Olive cracked his knuckles and made the yobbo blub
Olive brought the big clown down 


Sheila had a face pack made of thick gooey slime
She wanted to look pretty,  she was going out to dine

[klondike]

Sheila had a face pack made of thick gooey slime
She wanted to look pretty,  she was going out to dine
Her hopes were dashed when the damn stuff set rock hard

[Scrumpy]

Sheila had a face pack made of thick gooey slim
She wanted to look pretty, she was going out to dine
Her hopes were dashed when the damned stuff set rock hard
It cracked down the middle and the mask was  halved

[GrannyMac]

Sheila had a face pack made of thick gooey slim
She wanted to look pretty, she was going out to dine
Her hopes were dashed when the damned stuff set rock hard
It cracked down the middle and the mask was  halved
Sheila just thought 'sod it' and poured herself a wine  🍷 

             *********

Eric popped into the barbers, first time for a while

[klondike]

Eric popped into the barbers, first time for a while
He asked Joe the barber to give him a new style
Joe being an amenable sort of a chappie
Set to with his scissors to make Eric happy
The result certainly made plenty of folk smile

Eric resolved in future to give Joe's a miss