Quote from: JBR on Today at 07:56:59 PMOK, I volunteer to be the dog.

What's your Sarf African accent like? I have a position available , the perks and pay are pretty good? 

Today at 09:39:28 PM
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1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type  
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, ....position filled..South African pilot, a big mate of our Hero Klondike...JBR
in the role of JB Van Driver.

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.

Quote from: JBR on Today at 07:13:33 PMEmpathy?  But I thought that Ireland was pro-Hamas.
Perhaps Ireland has 'flexible morals'!

I think I worded it the wrong way round.  Ireland was colonised and empathises with Hamas/palestinians who they also see as being colonised by Israel/Jews.

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Quote from: muddy on Today at 08:29:07 PMI am a Catholic went to Catholic schools grew up with Irish Catholics .
They never expressed hatred of Jews or Israel

But you went to school in England.

Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 03:40:16 PMAren't bums great !!!
They know their place..
 Always let you go first..
Let you squeeze them into tight places.
They will sit beside big.. wide.. flat  .. black..
yellow and mixed bums .
They even let people talk out of them.

And so many do 

I am a Catholic went to Catholic schools grew up with Irish Catholics .
They never expressed hatred of Jews or Israel 

Quote from: Alex on Today at 07:24:34 PM5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

OK, I volunteer to be the dog.

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The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl
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Due to start tomorrow, as long as there's no snow

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

Quote from: dextrous63 on Today at 05:05:47 PMHistorically Catholic.  But nowadays they possibly feel some kind of empathy for Israeli expansionism into Palestinian lands, given that Ireland itself was a UK colony until relatively recently.

Empathy?  But I thought that Ireland was pro-Hamas.
Perhaps Ireland has 'flexible morals'!

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