Betty had the perfect pair.. of shoes
She wore them on her Mediterranean cruise
The men admired them when she did walk
Their mouths fell open and eyes on stalks
From all the men she could choose

The last Limerick was a pain in the bum

Quote from: Alex on October 09, 2023, 08:46:53 PMNew one Phil 

Are right, I hadn't realised that I had to start one. 

Quote from: Scrumpy on October 10, 2023, 03:22:29 PMBetty had the perfect pair.. of shoes
She wore them on her Mediterranean cruise
The men admired them when she did walk
Their mouths fell open and eyes on stalks
From all the men she could choose

The last Limerick was a pain in the bum

You started it ! 

The last limerick was a pain in the bum
Some of the rhymes left me quite numb

The last limerick was a pain in the bum
Some of the rhymes left me quite numb
Perhaps a rest is needed by all
We really seem to have hit a wall

The last limerick was a pain in the bum
Some of the rhymes left me quite numb
Perhaps a rest is needed by all
We really seem to have hit a wall
You miserable lot have left me glum

Let's hope the next one's on the money

Let's hope the next one's on the money
And if we're lucky, really funny

Let's hope the next one's on the money
And if we're lucky, really funny
I'm sure we can
Write five lines that scan

Let's hope the next one's on the money
And if we're lucky, really funny
I'm sure we can 
Write five lines that scan
I bet this one goes down the dunny

Oh bugger me Scrumpy's at it now

Oh bugger me Scrumpy's at it now
I don't now why, I don't know how

Oh bugger me Scrumpy's at it now
I don't know why, I don't know how
Please don't whip me.. well, Phil can try

Oh bugger me Scrumpy's at it now
I don't know why, I don't know how
Please don't whip me.. well, Phil can try
What's going on, are you going to cry? 

Oh bugger me Scrumpy's at it now
I don't know why, I don't know how
Please don't whip me.. well, Phil can try
What's going on, are you going to cry?
No but she's looking to start a row !

Alex, you forgot again
You had a new first line to pen