Chastened by this sad affair Val became a nun
Unaware til later her oven held a bun
She told Mother Superior it  was a gift from up above

Crikey, this post has made me miss my home area which I rarely think about.

https://visitpeakdistrict.com/events/barlow-well-dressing

Excellent, I've just used it a couple of times. 

Never saw that one coming.

Sound advice. 

When Scrumpy gets that round tuit perhaps she'll lend it out and we can all attend to any neglected wells we may have,

I think it would sleep and have all its permissions removed on my phone. An aurora here is less than an annual event. Where you are I can see you may well get plenty - obviously because you are far further north plus you must get far less light polution from street lighting too. Anywhere near the town here even slight cloud cover means it never gets properly dark from the reflected light.

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama

Val joined a dating site, she was looking for a man
Better still, she thought to herself, a man with a van
They could pack up together travel far and wide
A nice clear windscreen and her love by her side
Sadly his wife arrived and the shit then hit the fan

Chastened by this sad affair Val became a nun
Unaware til later her oven held a bun

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