The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam




(Apologies Mups, Scrumpy got in first)

Quote from: Raven on June 01, 2024, 11:29:44 AMI didn't know there was a Spring Jag, I only get called in for one in Oct/Nov time when I also get the flue jag.

Its for over 75s I believe, perhaps that's why? 

Just a quickie as the Archbishop said to the Actress ...anyone here with a sea faring past, got a boat or been on a boat or knows some who has a sea faring background or got a boat ?
I have a cunning plan....

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she 
She was seen in the Gents, having a pee

lovely sunny day

Trust you, JBR !

Quote from: Silver Tabby on June 01, 2024, 12:26:31 PMI don't do jabs - just rely on my very robust immune system.  It hasn't let me down so far.

I don't need them either.  I use the appropriate underarm deodorant and the viruses just run away.
It's called 'Eau de Guano'.  Very effective.

Food shopping today

I use shower creme, Mitchum spray deo and John Frieda shampoo and conditioner.  Only because I've tried so many over the years and now stick to what suits me. 

I seem to have been out and about a lot this week - so am planning a quiet day in today. Had a delivery yestermorn of some sterling silver, and some fantastically beautiful Indian Agate beads in shades of green, bronze, and sunshine yellow. Going to work on some designs for Christmas gifts for friends. Nemo will be pleased, it means he will have the whole sofa to himself.

Meanwhile - tea and toast is needed - brain food!

I hope you all have a lovely day.