A Ripping Yarn.

[dextrous63]

Indeed.  While we're on the subject of mis-first-impressions (if that's the correct way of putting it, I am I'll after all), I sometimes have the similar experience as my tutorials are often online and I only occasionally actually meet face to face on rare occasions.  Strange how one can paint a picture via a voice, only to notice the stark difference in reality.  No doubt they feel the same about me, I hasten to add.

PS - am sure Vlad won't mind the thread derailment.  I am supposed to have a short attention span after all.

[Alex]

Cross me off for the Wing Commander position, I don't fulfil the requirements apart from the limp, plus I don't like heights. 

The second barmaid I could do, I have ample assets

[Vlad]

Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type 
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar.

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes,

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..one position filled Scrumpy...

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.


Today at 10:53:23 AM

Cross me off for the Wing Commander position, I don't fulfil the requirements apart from the limp, plus I don't like heights. 

The second barmaid I could do, I have ample assets

Too late ..no heights involved...but you have a lot of lines..possible Oscar award nomination...Tge script is in the post.

Today at 10:55:34 AM

Indeed.  While we're on the subject of mis-first-impressions (if that's the correct way of putting it, I am I'll after all), I sometimes have the similar experience as my tutorials are often online and I only occasionally actually meet face to face on rare occasions.  Strange how one can paint a picture via a voice, only to notice the stark difference in reality.  No doubt they feel the same about me, I hasten to add.

PS - am sure Vlad won't mind the thread derailment.  I am supposed to have a short attention span after all.

Not a problem cherub...
I will write the yarn using all your names, feel free to add to the tale, comment, or critique as we go along...ps I am not received any cheques from youse actors yet.

[Scrumpy]

We want to see how I perform before paying anything..
I might be crap at it..

[Vlad]

We want to see how I perform before paying anything..
I might be crap at it..

We can live with that..btw you might need to look at buying a new frock for the Awards Ceremony ok? 
Best Supporting Actor sound good?

[GrannyMac]

Diasi/Phil for engineer. Don't think he has a cockney accent, but he knows how to fix things and he likely has a toolbox full of spanners and wrenches and other tools. ⚒️ 

[Scrumpy]

4. German Pilot..  dudreckiges Schwein.. 

 I can stand in if nobody comes forward.. I have a scar on my belly.. I can't pilot a plane but I can use a fly mower.. I can put a patch over one lens of my glasses..
 Danke.

[Vlad]

Diasi/Phil for engineer. Don't think he has a cockney accent, but he knows how to fix things and he likely has a toolbox full of spanners and wrenches and other tools. ⚒️

His he up for it? I would hate T aff him to the ever having cast list unless he agrees

Today at 02:43:10 PM

4. German Pilot..  dudreckiges Schwein..

 I can stand in if nobody comes forward.. I have a scar on my belly.. I can't pilot a plane but I can use a fly mower.. I can put a patch over one lens of my glasses..
 Danke.

Scrump! You have saved the day...we needed a Germ (boo..hiss!) pilot thank you


Today at 02:47:09 PM
Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type 
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes,

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.

[Alex]

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

[JBR]

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

OK, I volunteer to be the dog.

[Vlad]

OK, I volunteer to be the dog.

What's your Sarf African accent like? I have a position available , the perks and pay are pretty good? 

Today at 09:39:28 PM
Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type  
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, ....position filled..South African pilot, a big mate of our Hero Klondike...JBR
in the role of JB Van Driver.

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.