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#21
Politics / Re: Little enjoyable election ...
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 05:12:01 PMNow we have "Return of National Service". Yeah right I'm sure we will.

It was the main headline on GMB at 6am..
'Even William and Kate's children could be included'

What a waste of air space.. Rushi is grabbing at straws.. Even when he spoke of it he looked so bored.. The man doesn't have one funny bone in his body..
#22
Politics / Re: Little enjoyable election ...
Last post by klondike - Today at 01:49:26 PM
Blair also started the open borders mass migration gig which the current shower have expanded on enormously. Don't forget PFI either which to be fair was apparently a Tory idea originally which they took up with gusto.

TheTories have to go. No party can be rewarded for creating the total mess we are now in but Labour are likely to make things even worse.
#23
Politics / Re: Little enjoyable election ...
Last post by JBR - Today at 01:43:10 PM
Quote from: klondike on Today at 01:05:15 PMThis is also a reminder of the shameful dearth of talent in the Conservative party that they brought back that loser to fill one of the great offices of state. They really do deserve the drubbing that they must surely get.

Yes.  When he first appeared after being invited back, I thought exactly the same.  When he was PM he was absolutely useless, but worse than that was when the country voted to leave the EU, he was so upset that he immediately ran away and handed the reins over to May.

Who in their right mind would imagine that Cameron could be a real asset to the country and its government?

Coward Cameron, Treason May, Bumbling Boris, Two-minute Truss and now Mr Wishy-Washy.  Is there any surprise that throughout the past 14 years the country has become consistently worse off, not forgetting Bliar of course who put in place his wonderful ideas (eg, every school leaver to go to university!) which set the ball rolling?

I'm afraid that, with our continuing assistance of mass illegal immigration, I cannot see any real hope now.
#24
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 01:39:43 PM

Sue dreamed that Robert Redford had asked her out for tea
That dream was sadly ended when she woke up for a pee
He didn't return but Clooney came by 
#25
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 01:34:13 PM

Don't forget about the cashier change over just as you reach the head of the queue..
You know it's going to be a long wait when they greet each other with the words 
'Hi Beryl.. haven't seen you since I had my Piles op'
#26
Politics / Re: Little enjoyable election ...
Last post by Sheila - Today at 01:24:27 PM
I'm sure my 17 year old GD knows nothing about politics.  She leaves for college about 7.30 a.m. returning 12 hours later and works in a cafe at the weekend.  There's no time for the news etc.
#27
Politics / Re: Little enjoyable election ...
Last post by klondike - Today at 01:05:15 PM
Just spotted an enjoyable snippet in the jolly old Torygraph




Dave is the biggest loser thus far. Rishi only brought him back into government seven months ago; he's barely mastered the wine list in the Foreign Office restaurant. According to Fraser Nelson's gripping account of the election announcement – when Rishi stood in the rain and declared "avec moi, le deluge" – Dave described the decision to go over the top as "bold". That's Etonian for "dreadful idea. You've ruined my life."

This is also a reminder of the shameful dearth of talent in the Conservative party that they brought back that loser to fill one of the great offices of state. They really do deserve the drubbing that they must surely get.

Of course we'll all be getting one too when Starmer moves in to number 10.
#28
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by klondike - Today at 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Vlad on Today at 11:47:42 AMa holding area for husbands
Ah that reminds me of happy days when our neighbours were a couple of the same age as us. We used one car for shopping for both couples. The ladies toured the local Sainsbury (iirc) while their husbands frequented the local hostelry nearby. 
#30
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Mups - Today at 12:12:37 PM
Vlad,   do calm yourself m'dear.   It's not good for the old ticker.

You say  . . .    "Thank you GM even online deliveries have their problem, I once ended up with a delivery of 4 kg of salt, I only wanted a little refill...I am still using it..."

But the salt will be handy if we have snowstorms tomorrow,  or you could go on Slug patrol around your prize Dahlias, armed with a pot full of the stuff.

You could keep some to cure any hides you might have in the shed,   or I've heard in some religions they use it so sprinkle around to keep bad spirits away even. 

Personally,  I think the Dahlia idea might be more useful.   :wink: