Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 11:34:32 AMWe want to see how I perform before paying anything..
I might be crap at it..

We can live with that..btw you might need to look at buying a new frock for the Awards Ceremony ok? 
Best Supporting Actor sound good?

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl

Should've listened to mum when she warned you about those shoes.

enough with the spoilers

Today at 11:53:16 AM

Quote from: GrannyMac on Today at 09:20:30 AMMy rescue was foiled by impatience! Jumped in too quickly. 

Often my failing. If it happens early I sometimes partly give up. Those are the sixer and lower days.

My bunion is throbbing.. must be rain coming..

Quote from: klondike on Today at 09:18:47 AMYes - I was stuck for the answer today for sure. No gnashing of teeth when I realised though.

Didn't you have your teeth in.. !!!

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall

I have 24 lavender plug plants, 3 tomato plants  to pot on and 24 aquilegia to put into borders. Grandkids have decided to sleep over tonight so fresh bedding to be put in the spare bedrooms...fridge needs restocking with beer. 

We want to see how I perform before paying anything..
I might be crap at it..

Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type 
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar.

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes,

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..one position filled Scrumpy...

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.


Today at 10:53:23 AM

Quote from: Alex on Today at 10:28:08 AMCross me off for the Wing Commander position, I don't fulfil the requirements apart from the limp, plus I don't like heights. 

The second barmaid I could do, I have ample assets

Too late ..no heights involved...but you have a lot of lines..possible Oscar award nomination...Tge script is in the post.

Today at 10:55:34 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on Today at 10:17:18 AMIndeed.  While we're on the subject of mis-first-impressions (if that's the correct way of putting it, I am I'll after all), I sometimes have the similar experience as my tutorials are often online and I only occasionally actually meet face to face on rare occasions.  Strange how one can paint a picture via a voice, only to notice the stark difference in reality.  No doubt they feel the same about me, I hasten to add.

PS - am sure Vlad won't mind the thread derailment.  I am supposed to have a short attention span after all.

Not a problem cherub...
I will write the yarn using all your names, feel free to add to the tale, comment, or critique as we go along...ps I am not received any cheques from youse actors yet.