The elastic went 'ping' in Rosie's drawers
Bought 20 years ago in British Home Stores
They'd washed and washed and still looked good
Should she pick them up !.. She knew she should
Just use her card and buy some more.

(Drawers and stores just don't rhyme in a Scottish accent! Raven would back me up 😂). The rhyming with the next one will be interesting....🤔

Maisie liked afternoon tea with a scone

Maisie liked afternoon tea with a scone
The way she gobbled it was soon gone.   

(I think the easier option both times plus I've never known a Scots lady well enough to be discussing her underwear of course )

Quote from: klondike on November 24, 2023, 07:22:45 PMMaisie liked afternoon tea with a scone
The way she gobbled it was soon gone.   

(I think the easier option both times plus I've never known a Scots lady well enough to be discussing her underwear of course ). 😂😂

Maisie liked afternoon tea with a scone
The way she gobbled it was soon gone         (nice one klondike)
Piling on the jam and cream

Maisie liked afternoon tea with a scone
The way she gobbled it was soon gone         (nice one klondike)
Piling on the jam and cream
And said 'It's what it may seem'

Maisie liked afternoon tea with a scone
The way she gobbled it was soon gone         (nice one klondike)
Piling on the jam and cream
And said 'It's what it may seem'
But I wont be doing the marathon


There once was a baker called Pat

There once was a Baker called Pat
Whose cakes didn't rise, just stayed flat

There once was a Baker called Pat
Whose cakes didn't rise, just stayed flat
As he said in despair

There once was a Baker called Pat
Whose cakes didn't rise, just stayed flat
As he said in despair
It just isn't fair

There once was a Baker called Pat
Whose cakes didn't rise, just stayed flat
As he said in despair
It just isn't fair
I'll bake pies instead and that's that


Barry came last in the three legged race

Barry came last in the three legged race
As hard as he tried, he couldn't keep up the pace

Barry came last in the three legged race
As hard as he tried he couldn't keep up the pace
His partner was Lil' who was four foot three

Barry came last in the three legged race
As hard as he tried he couldn't keep up the pace
His partner was Lil' who was four foot three
Unfortunately for Barry she was an amputee   🤐

Barry came last in the three legged race
As hard as he tried he couldn't keep up the pace
His partner was Lil' who was four foot three
Unfortunately for Barry she was an amputee
So he tripped and fell flat on his face     

AS I was strolling in the park

As I was strolling in the park
I had an idea for an amusing lark

As I was strolling in the park
I had an idea for an amusing lark
I'd skinny dip with the ducks and drakes