once upon a time

Started by FLOUNCER3, February 12, 2022, 11:17:23 AM

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FLOUNCER3


Once upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman... "Will you marry me?"
The woman said "NO!" And the man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles. And went fishing and hunting and played golf. And dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch And had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

Alex

and became an emotional and physical wreck ? :cool: :cool:

FLOUNCER3

Physical possibly
i wonder how the once beautiful woman fared.... :yell:

Scrumpy




He was lucky.. He could have been stuck with an ugly woman who said  ' Yes'..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Floydy


"i wonder how the once beautiful woman fared?"


Better than this i hope....
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"Unbelievable Jeff"....

Scrumpy




Who is that woman.. !!  Tippy tongue..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

FLOUNCER3

whoever it is she has retained the ability to smile, and is still a very nice lady [is she rich :?: asking for a friend...

Scrumpy




Didn't she star in Friends.. !!  Good looking woman.. Childish bunches..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

FLOUNCER3

perhaps she was exercising..

Scrumpy




Ahh!.. so I wonder who holds on to them to do sit ups..!!!
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..


Floydy

Thank heaven for that! I really thought that california sunshine had done it's worst on her....
"Unbelievable Jeff"....

GrannyMac

Once upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman to marry him. She said no, and lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and eating out.  She always had a clean house, never cooked, and looked fabulous all the time.

The end.
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


... and had her pick of any guy just for amusement.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

I remember that the children of one woman I lived near had a different uncle staying most weekends depending on whether it was painting, gardening, car repairs etc. etc. that was required. Must have been really handy having all those brothers.

It's good to moan.