once upon a time

[crabbyob]

Once upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman... "Will you marry me?"
The woman said "NO!" And the man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles. And went fishing and hunting and played golf. And dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch And had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

[Alex]

and became an emotional and physical wreck ?

[crabbyob]

Physical possibly
i wonder how the once beautiful woman fared....

[Scrumpy]

He was lucky.. He could have been stuck with an ugly woman who said  ' Yes'..

[Floydy]

"i wonder how the once beautiful woman fared?"


Better than this i hope....

[Scrumpy]

Who is that woman.. !!  Tippy tongue..

[crabbyob]

whoever it is she has retained the ability to smile, and is still a very nice lady [is she rich asking for a friend...

[Scrumpy]

Didn't she star in Friends.. !!  Good looking woman.. Childish bunches..

[crabbyob]

perhaps she was exercising..

[Scrumpy]

Ahh!.. so I wonder who holds on to them to do sit ups..!!!

[klondike]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7259609/Courteney-Cox-puts-FaceApp-test-hilarious-new-photo-featuring-old-filtered-face.html

[Floydy]

Thank heaven for that! I really thought that california sunshine had done it's worst on her....

[GrannyMac]

Once upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman to marry him. She said no, and lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and eating out.  She always had a clean house, never cooked, and looked fabulous all the time.

The end.

[Scrumpy]

... and had her pick of any guy just for amusement.

[klondike]

I remember that the children of one woman I lived near had a different uncle staying most weekends depending on whether it was painting, gardening, car repairs etc. etc. that was required. Must have been really handy having all those brothers.