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Started by crabbyob, February 10, 2022, 09:24:06 PM

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crabbyob


The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two women and a man.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the women to a large metal door and handed her a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your husband sitting in a chair .... Kill him!!'
The woman said, 'You can't be serious I could never shoot my husband .'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right woman for this job.  Take your husband and go home.'
The second woman was given the same instructions. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet forabout 5 minutes.
The woman came out with tears in her eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my husband .' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your husband and go home.'
Finally, it was the man's turn. He was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' he said. 'I had to kill her with the frecking chair!'       

Michael Rolls

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klondike

They work on mine.... :smug:

Even with the WYSIWYG editor  [1170]

Is there a more on PF you can try?

Being a photographer Oy almost certainly uses Apple kit.

The more opens a popup window so the odds are that you have a popup blocker set.


We live in a time when intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended

Michael Rolls

I do get pop-ups on some sites - don't know if I have a blocker, but don't think so
Mike
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Michael Rolls

just realised - the pop-ups I see are on the computer. I hardly use the tablet for anything other than messages, PF and here, YouTube and as an E-reader. Off hand, don't know if I can remember seeing any pop-ups on it or not
Mike
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

https://support.apple.com/en-gb/HT203987#:~:text=On%20your%20iPhone%2C%20iPad%20or,warnings%20in%20the%20Security%20tab.

Looks like Steve Jobs probably doesn't approve of smileys

Check Safari settings and security preferences
Make sure Safari security settings are turned on, particularly Block Pop-ups – for pop-up windows – and the Fraudulent Website Warning.

On your iPhone, iPad or iPod touch, go to Settings > Safari and turn on Block Pop-ups and Fraudulent Website Warning.

On your Mac, you can find these options in Safari > Preferences. The Websites tab includes options to block some or all pop-up windows, and you can turn on fraudulent site warnings in the Security tab.



We live in a time when intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended

Michael Rolls

Thanks. I'll try and have a look
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]