I am not happy..

[Scrumpy]

 Ones head is wet... Where is the bloody brolly !!!!
If looks could kill...  Charles.... in Antiga getting caught in the rain..

[crabbyob]

they left the holder of the brolly in London... one has corners to be cut... and Charlie cant figure out how to work one..

[klondike]

If he's moaning we know he's not happy - he's obviously grumpy although a lot of his crap suggests dopey might be closer.

Regardless of that he is our KING

[muddy]

Should have stayed at home and sent one of the lesser grifters .

[JBR]

If he's moaning we know he's not happy - he's obviously grumpy although a lot of his crap suggests dopey might be closer.

Regardless of that he is our KING

I'd certainly go with the 'dopey'.
From what I hear, he's also pushing the conversion to islam in our country.
He is certainly a poor replacement for our Queen, who in my opinion never put a foot wrong.  Consequently, I suspect that our country is losing much support from the rest of the world.

No, not MY king!

[Scrumpy]

they left the holder of the brolly in London... one has corners to be cut... and Charlie cant figure out how to work one..

Someone is in for a rollocking... I wouldn't like to be in their shoes..

[Dextrous63]

Someone is in for a rollocking... I wouldn't like to be in their shoes..

I feel that a gift will be presented to the umbrella team, specifically a pen set which KC used when signing stuff shortly after mummy passed away.  It will be inserted somewhere the sun don't shine.

[Alex]

I remember the pen incident too, he is a grumpy old fart     Next of course Boy Burnham will be paving the way for handing over millions in reparation, dosh that we don't have.....

[klondike]

I think I saw he:s already handed over tens of millions to one lot. They are asking for trillions. I they got that the national debt woule just about double which it's likely to anyway before they are chucked out on their arses.