??

[Dextrous63]

No, not this year.  In fact she isn't sure where it will be next.
Many miles from our house, though, hopefully!

Well, there are a few places in walking distance from you.  😬😬

[Scrumpy]

All the best for Marge...
If the paintings were on show near me... somewhere like the Co-op Hall .. I would go and look at them..

[GrannyMac]

I like a wander round a gallery.  There used to be a great veggie cafe in Sheffield that displayed paintings.  I'm not vegetarian but their food was amazing, sad it closed.

[JBR]

Well, there are a few places in walking distance from you.  😬😬

No.  Can't be too close to our house.  She's very LOUD!  Certainly when she's shouting at me.
(Good job she doesn't know about this site!)

[Dextrous63]

😬😬😬

[Scrumpy]

😁😁😁

[Scrumpy]

Why do women, as soon as the sun shines, look around the house for something to wash?

[JBR]

Why do women, as soon as the sun shines, look around the house for something to wash?

Marge looked at my muddy trainers yesterday and ordered me to wash them.  She glanced at them in their usual place as she went out to her choir practice and shouted at me for not cleaning them.
They were clean, because I had cleaned them yesterday.
I'm waiting for her to come back later and shout at me again.  I shall quietly advise her to have a better look!

[Dextrous63]

Have you a desire to spend more time in the kennel, JB?

Just put them on the airer or radiator or wherever you dry these things.  
Lie, goddammit.  You're a man, for heaven's sake.

😬😬

[Raven]

Lie, goddammit.  You're a man, for heaven's sake.