Expensive gadgets

[klondike]

That's because you owned the car....

[Michael Rolls]

Could be

[Alex]

I had an old Astra years ago, one night I parked it opposite the Empire theatre in Liverpool, in the days when you could park on St George's plateau.  Anyway, came out of the theatre about 11pm to find the steering wheel was on the front seat !!!!
Me, having a blonde moment picked it up and tried to push it back on    It was a quick note for the traffic warden, the train home and a tow truck in the morning.
The car I've got now is 2005, unlikely to get nicked but that's what I thought about the old Astra

[Scrumpy]

I used to have an Astra.. I loved it.. I now have a Peugeot 206.. Very old motor.. Never lets me down..
No safety lock or alarm.. I unlock her manually.. Can't be arsed to change batteries in key..
Used to put a lock across steering wheel.. A yellow one.. !!

[Scrumpy]

Now I promised myself I would never do this but the opportunity is just too good to miss

Ok.. One up to you.. But be afraid.. very afraid..

[klondike]

With my sausage fingers you'll get lots of  chances. It's why I promised myself to never do it 

The main reason I had to was because of the duel smiley.

[Scrumpy]

You did well.. Made me smile..

[klondike]

If it couldn't have been a joke it wouldn't have happened. I think I even refrained from many opportunities with The Deep.

[Alex]

I didn't, I couldn't resist The Deep 

[Scrumpy]

No fun in correcting on spelling mistakes unless it's a giggle.. Like with Beannie..
The Deep was so up his own ar*se it was a pleasure to trip him up..

[klondike]

Some were typos for sure but I think others were genuine misspellings which given his supposed job seems odd. I suspect his true role was a lot more humble than he made it out to be.