Standing on one leg

[klondike]

As I've said before a deathbed conversion to Catholicism is the the way forward. Saves your knees and a day each week with the same benefits, in the unlikely event there are any, at the end. Beats all that unpleasantness needed to get your 40 virgins who are probably virgins for a very good reason too. Don't forget to hang on to a sword while you are at it - lots of fun in Valhalla if that one works out but matron may not be impressed.

[Dextrous63]

Was it (the atheist) Descartes who, on his deathbed, was asked by a priest if he recanted the devil, and answered along the lines of "I hardly think now is a good time to make new enemies"?

[JBR]

Beats all that unpleasantness needed to get your 40 virgins who are probably virgins for a very good reason too.

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