What annoys you

[Mups]

He's been waiting under the station clock every Tuesday at midday, wearing a white carnation and holding a brolley, for seven months.  Mups never turns up though.

Ah,  I didn't know it was him though,  as he didn't have his squeezy mop and bucket with him. 

[Dextrous63]

Ah,  I didn't know it was him though,  as he didn't have his squeezy mop and bucket with him. 

He had those outside in his horse drawn hearse.  He has a second job.

[Mups]

He had those outside in his horse drawn hearse.  He has a second job.

I will have to look out for him next Tuesday then.  

[Vlad]

Things that surprise me, Saw a BMW driver actually indicating prior to to changing direction...I am still in a state of shock 

[Dextrous63]

Things that surprise me, Saw a BMW driver actually indicating prior to to changing direction...I am still in a state of shock

Maybe it's accidentally been left on from its last service a few months ago.

[morty]

You two are a hoot .... never change! 

Anyway ...I'd better behave and quiten down a bit. I promised myself I'd  blend in unobtrusively.

[morty]

And now I'm annoying me as I seem to be flooding the place. 

[Scrumpy]

He had those outside in his horse drawn hearse.  He has a second job.

😂😂😂

[Mups]

Things that surprise me, Saw a BMW driver actually indicating prior to to changing direction...I am still in a state of shock

Nah,  sorry my dear,    but I don't believe that.
As I said recently,   BMW's,  Mercedes,  and black Audi's  are all made without any indicators now. 

[Scrumpy]

It's  'a Man thing,'  Scrumpy. 

My new window cleaner said he would come in June . . . .  I'm still waiting! 
Unless of course he meant June 2027?   

 You did give him your address.. didn't you !!!!!

[Mups]

You did give him your address.. didn't you !!!!!

Hey,  guess what . . .  I was looking on the internet for any local window cleaners this morning,  and I found the bugger who never showed up.   He had many excellent references from his customers  (not that I normally take much notice of references).

In a moment of madness,  I decided to ring him.
I reminded him of my request back in June and told him I was still waiting.
He was extremely apologetic and charming,   and promised he would be here on Friday p.m.
I said if he didn't show up,   I might have to strangle him.
He laughed, and promised he would be here.
He only lives 5 doors away,  so could be handy if he's ok.  

(Forgot to say,  he is very handsome too).   

[morty]

Oh well if he's handsome too you'll be getting the tin out with the posh biccies in won't you. 

It's a small world isn't it? He lives 5 doors down?

[Mups]

Oh well if he's handsome too you'll be getting the tin out with the posh biccies in won't you. 

It's a small world isn't it? He lives 5 doors down?

Probably.   

If he doesn't do a good job though,  he'll get a dog biscuit instead.