St Paul's Cathedral

Started by Alex, September 07, 2026, 09:36:56 PM

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Vlad

#15
Quote from: klondike on Today at 10:47:17 AMI'd pay a lot if somebody proved there is one that listens and acts on what is requested. Till then I'll opt out and hope I get the time for a deathbed conversion to Catholicism when a last ditch confession cleans up all my previous sins. I may need quite a bit of time though.
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Today at 01:44:56 PM
I rather like the Norse Gods and their religion, when you die, preferably in battle you go to Valhalla, a bit different from Paradise, no clouds, no harps or white robes. It's a huge log cabin with a roaring fire in the middle where you meet up with all your mates from times past. You get to eat lots of meat so vegans really dip out, and drink lots of mead served by buxom flaxen haired wenches who are very amenable  to your advances. Entertainment is basically lots of fighting with your mates, you can't kill them because they already dead, and you get to do the same thing  every day , eating drinking, wenching, fighting. Sounds a bit like pub I used to go to back in the day 

klondike

You'll have to be hanging on to your bayonet when the time comes for you to rejoin all of your mates from that pub. Maybe if it had a pool table a cue would do instead at a pinch. Pity they didn't have the time to get all the rules written in a book.

Scrumpy

When I was in Rome with my Italian friend she took me to the convent where she spent her childhood..
She showed me the actual confessional box that she was made to sit in daily and confess all her sins..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Dextrous63

#18
While she was still a child, there was probably a spy hole in there.