We are saved!

[JBR]

Just plain rude.

Accurately descriptive, though.

[klondike]

I bet few wouldn't be able to guess who was meant. 

[Vlad]

Just plain rude.

I only posted the nicest quote .....

[Alex]

Megan has been offered an acting role !  Rumour has it she will replace Glenda Shuttleworth behind the bar of the Rovers Return.

[Scrumpy]

Then she could have a go on
Who Wants to be a Millionaire 
 She's had a lot of practice..

[Mups]

Then she could have a go on
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
 She's had a lot of practice..

Nah,  she's going to be on Strictly Come Dancing  . . . .  maybe even hosting it.  

[muddy]

Indeed why not ? 
It's more her sphere .
She really isn't cut out to be British any more than Mrs Simpson was .
They both took somewhat dopy men and were stuck with having to keep them amused for years after .
I wonder was it worth it ? 

[Vlad]

From Guido 

HARRY & MEGHAN DEMAND PRIVACY FROM PRESS
A message landed on editors' desks this week from the press regulator IPSO:

"PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL; NOT FOR PUBLICATION
IPSO has today been contacted by a representative acting on behalf of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
Editors will be aware that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are relocating to the UK, along with their two young children. It is the Duke and Duchess' wish that their children are able to grow up and enjoy their schooling and childhood safely and free of unnecessary intrusion and scrutiny.
The family are aware that news outlets will wish to cover their return. However, they have significant privacy and security concerns regarding the potential reporting of the family's residence and the school to be attended by the children.
They therefore request that editors do not publish any information identifying the location of their home, or that could lead members of the public to identify the home, given the likelihood that this would lead to intrusion into their children's privacy and potentially safety. For the same reason, they ask that the children's school is not identified."

They probably want to brief the name of the schools themselves. This is after the 'world exclusive' detailing their triumphant return to Britain landed in two national newspapers at the same time. [color=rgb(var(--v-theme-highlight))]Busy work from the publicists...[/i]
Commentators on X have pointed out that by staying away from the UK for six years the pair have secured Capital Gains Tax exemptions. [color=rgb(var(--v-theme-highlight))]Will be useful for paying those legal costs...[/color][/font][/color]

[klondike]

"PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL; NOT FOR PUBLICATION

Hmmm.... 

They want no publicity yet seem to ensure that the papers are always full of stories about them by their stupid antics.  BS like this springs to mind - https://news.sky.com/video/duke-and-duchess-of-sussex-in-paparazzi-car-chase-12883357

[Alex]

Another theory is perhaps he's being kicked out of US for lying about drug use on his visa application ? All will be revealed 

[klondike]

I'd wondered about that. There were calls to see the application but they were denied. Unlikely they'd turn him down although there were plenty of high profile band members refused back in the day. Pity they didn't refuse John Lennon.

[Alex]

Yes, that would have changed history !