Finland

[Vlad]

You know that lump of land right at the top of Europe on the left?...Geography was never a thing of mine..anyway I have decided to become a Finn....why? I hear you ask....
Because the Finland  Promotion Board has defined the noun " kalsarikànnit" to mean "Getting drunk in your underwear with no intention of going out" That's my type of government  policy. I intend to practise my Finnish tonight. I just need to find some reindeer with or without sled for added ambience.

[JBR]

Oh, I perform kalsarikànnit frequently in this hot weather...
at home, of course.

[Vlad]

Oh, I perform kalsarikànnit frequently in this hot weather...
at home, of course.

Outstanding! You are a god Sir! We should form a club....