Oh bugger...

[Alex]

So that's your story and you're sticking to it ?   

[Scrumpy]

Yep...

[klondike]

If anybody from Specsavers comes across this they'll be rubbing their hands....  

[Scrumpy]

 wot you sayin'..!!

[klondike]

I think I spotted the problem...   ...

[muddy]

I have just found a new bottle of shampoo that I lost - in the dogs box ! 

[CHF]

Ah, a clean doggie with glossy hair...  Where else would the shampoo be?  

[Mups]

I have just shampoo'd Liffey in the garden under the hosepipe.
She wasn't amused.  

[Raven]

My old Maggiemay hated a bath, if I was running one even for myself she would run out the back door at top speed, wouldn't wait to see who the bath was for. Her favourite hiding place was in the middle of a huge pampus grass, had a devil of a job getting the silly ass out of it.

[Scrumpy]

Maggiemay hiding in the pampas grass.. !! What a great picture it conjures up in my mind..

Getting hot here...