I’ll do it tomorrow

[Mups]

That tissue would'nt have lasted 5 minutes here. If it hit the deck it belonged to Dageus, he would have been off with it immediately. 

I've got a kleptomaniac here too, Raven.

Tonight I was eating my tea when I was aware of Gertie munching something in her basket.   
I assumed it was another bit of stick or plant label she'd collected from the garden,  so went to confiscate it before she got splinters in her throat.
When I looked,  it was a syringe she'd nicked,  the one I use for Liffey's meds, and it  was in 6 pieces! 
 I can only think it blew off the draining board because the back door was wide open and its been quite breezy today.

[CHF]

A friend had a sore mouth and took out her bottom dentures to rub on a dental 
gel, heard a crunching noise and found her dog chewing her denture. 

[Raven]

A friend had a sore mouth and took out her bottom dentures to rub on a dental
gel, heard a crunching noise and found her dog chewing her denture. 

OOPPS. 

[Scrumpy]

A friend had a sore mouth and took out her bottom dentures to rub on a dental
gel, heard a crunching noise and found her dog chewing her denture. 

[klondike]

Expensive.

[Mups]

A friend had a sore mouth and took out her bottom dentures to rub on a dental
gel, heard a crunching noise and found her dog chewing her denture. 

Oh no.   

[Michael Rolls]

A friend had a sore mouth and took out her bottom dentures to rub on a dental
gel, heard a crunching noise and found her dog chewing her denture. 

oh dear