Board and lodgings !!

[Scrumpy]

I have just had a telephone call..
She asked if I was the homeowner..
I asked Why??
She replied..
' It's about the interloper in your attic'..

Blimey.. Mups would have had a fit...

[muddy]

I have mice in my attic ........

[Scrumpy]

The caller did not know my name..
It was obviously a ' chancer'..
Can you imagine how someone ,not on the ball, could be taken for a ride.. !!!

[Mups]

I loathe these people.
Thanks for the warning,  Scrumps.