Sex every Saturday..

Started by Scrumpy, April 16, 2026, 05:04:19 PM

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Scrumpy

Do you remember those days ?

A bit of Rock 'n Roll.. a few Babychams.. and the blokes looked liked Elvis...
Those were the days.. 

Then you got married..
Sex on Birthdays and Christmas..
And on holiday... at Butlins..
The bloke you married dozed in the chair after a couple of beers.. and sex went out the window..

Just a new topic .. Should anyone be interested...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Dunno about Saturday Scrumps, Sunday morning always tops in our house.

GrannyMac

My OHs busy times, Saturdays and Sundays, often two shows on a Sunday.  So, no, neither our Saturday nights or Sunday mornings were memorable! ☺️
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

....., peeks in...making sure everyone has their clothes on..full of wimmen ...leaves ..exit stage left

klondike

Going even further back I remember being set to Sunday school while my parents went to bed for a rest after the busy week....


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Scrumpy

Quote from: Alex on April 16, 2026, 05:27:15 PMDunno about Saturday Scrumps, Sunday morning always tops in our house.

What you talkin' about.. We STARTED on a Saturday...
  Well hot down south... :grin: :grin: 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


Do you remember way back when most of the men who visited a home were 'Uncles'.. !!
How come we had 'Uncles' that were not even related to the family..!!
The word uncle now is seldom used .. We call most members if our family by their names..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 11:58:01 AMDo you remember way back when most of the men who visited a home were 'Uncles'.. !!
How come we had 'Uncles' that were not even related to the family..!!
The word uncle now is seldom used .. We call most members if our family by their names..
Yes, that's true.

I don't think we would have been allowed to call adults by their first names in those days, would we.

It's always bugged me why school teachers think they should be called 'Sir,'  too.
I have never called anyone Sir  since I left school, and never would.

Funny when you think about it,  because the female teachers weren't called 'Lady',  so why did the men give themselves  a title??

Scrumpy


Our female teachers were 'Miss'... and the males 'Sir'...
 I wouldn't call anyone Sir now.. 
I hear it in shops when an assistant is addressing a male customer.. 
I don't know what they call us females though.. 
I bet , under their breath, they have some great names for us..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad


GrannyMac

Madame?  That can have some quite different connotations though 😉
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

QuoteI was called Sir
By your wife?

' Please Sir... can I have some more?'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

I recall a single mum lived across the way from our house at the time. Lots of uncles seemed to have weekend visits. There was the lawn mowing uncle, the painting uncle, the car fixing uncle and doubtless others. So handy having such a big family with so many skills..


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Vlad

Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 04:40:30 PMBy your wife?

' Please Sir... can I have some more?'
😂😂 by my squadron