Oh Dear lol.

[Raven]

Middle age spread is a terrible thing when yer bum no longer fits on the chair. 
Daughter sent me this photo of her not so wee Skye. 

[JBR]

Marge has the same problem.  I'll show her your picture.

[Raven]

Marge has the same problem.  I'll show her your picture.

Hope you can run faster than her.     

[Scrumpy]

Skye is beautiful..
Has she ever thought about facing the other way.. !!