TV Adverts

[Scrumpy]

I'm sure I heard the guy say ' keep your balls safe' 
when advertising a certain brand of men's pants..
 I looked up from what I was doing because I couldn't believe what I had heard..

[Mups]

Ooh,  I haven't seen anything like that, Scrumps.  

[Mups]

  I even got a Cremation letter come through with some junk mail in the post today.
Even worse was,  it didn't just say 'To the householder',   it had my proper name on it!!  

[Michael Rolls]

Perhaps they know something you don't!

[Mups]

Ooh,   don't say that, Michael.

Anyway, glad to see you, I wondered if you  were alright yesterday?  

[Michael Rolls]

Had a silly fall on Monday which left me very shaky - not too bad now though