What day is it. ?

[Mups]

I struggle with remembering dates..

When did I last have a man in my bed. ?
Erm!! Erm!!
Let me think..2004..!! Or was it 2014 !!
I think it was a Friday because we had fish and chips for tea..
I know it was after 1983 because I didn't have a ciggie afterwards..
Bloody memory...
Can't even remember if it was good or not..

You mean the fish & chips?