Anybody there..!!

[Scrumpy]

I was in the loo when my mobile phone rang....
It was on the kitchen table about 10 foot away..
I tried to hurry my wee.. Would it stop.! Nooooooo !!
The more anxious I became the more wee appeared..
I quickly used some toilet tissue and waddled to the kitchen'' I waddled because I didn't pull my joggers up..
As I got to the phone the bloody thing stopped ringing..
It was my doctor.. I don't know why.. There is no reason for a call..
I am probably in some dark cupboard laying in the tray  of 'Lost calls' along with a few more hundred patients..
Never to know why they called...

[Vlad]

The image will remain with me for a long time......I think I might need some brain bleach.

[Alex]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much info 

[Michael Rolls]

FAR too much!

[Scrumpy]

It was funny. 😁 😁 😁

I might add that I wasn't naked .. It was only my joggers that I hadn't quite pulled up..

[klondike]

Wouldn't catch me out that way. My phone is usually in my shirt pocket.

Would be a nice way to gross out a spammer. Excuse me a moment I have to put the phone down a moment while....