Anybody there..!!

[Scrumpy]

I was in the loo when my mobile phone rang....
It was on the kitchen table about 10 foot away..
I tried to hurry my wee.. Would it stop.! Nooooooo !!
The more anxious I became the more wee appeared..
I quickly used some toilet tissue and waddled to the kitchen'' I waddled because I didn't pull my joggers up..
As I got to the phone the bloody thing stopped ringing..
It was my doctor.. I don't know why.. There is no reason for a call..
I am probably in some dark cupboard laying in the tray  of 'Lost calls' along with a few more hundred patients..
Never to know why they called...

[Vlad]

The image will remain with me for a long time......I think I might need some brain bleach.

[Alex]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much info 

[Michael Rolls]

FAR too much!

[Scrumpy]

It was funny. 😁 😁 😁

I might add that I wasn't naked .. It was only my joggers that I hadn't quite pulled up..

[klondike]

Wouldn't catch me out that way. My phone is usually in my shirt pocket.

Would be a nice way to gross out a spammer. Excuse me a moment I have to put the phone down a moment while....

[Scrumpy]

Klondike... Wasn't it you who's mobile fell into the loo.. !!

Why is it that the moment you visit the loo .. the phone rings..!!

[Mups]

Klondike... Wasn't it you who's mobile fell into the loo.. !!

Why is it that the moment you visit the loo .. the phone rings..!!

I find that too, Scrumps -  or just as I step in the shower as well.
I reckon it's done deliberately.  

[Scrumpy]

I am not in the habit of checking my phone for any missed calls.. 
 So, I miss many calls..   
The call that I nearly got to yesterday was the doctor asking me to make an appointment.. 
I checked it out later in the day and phoned the surgery..
That took a while..
Press ONE for Appointments
Press TWO for prescriptions..
Press THEE for test results...
Press FOUR for an assistant.. they can not advise on medical problems.

You are number SIX in the queue.. 
Hooray!! not long to go.. After listening to the women telling me that I could go online to book an appointment.. Go to the pharmacists with certain illnesses ......
I was then told I was number SIX in the queue..
Repeat...

[klondike]

Klondike... Wasn't it you who's mobile fell into the loo.. !!

Yes slipped out of a hoodie pocket and straight in. It still worked but the USB had issues - would only slow charge and iirc you couldn't do file transfers over USB. I gave it to a grandson. Mentioned the faults but not the cause.


Press ONE for Appointments
I get an interminable lecture on what they will and won't do over the phone. Who to call if a heart attack is in progress. What to do if you have died of old age waiting etc. etc. I usually walk up the hill rather than phone - only 20 minutes away so quicker and I can listen to whatever I like on the way not their horrible hold music along with You are Number 14 in the queue ... click ...  buuurrrrrrrr

[Scrumpy]

Shoulda left it on the kitchen table....

[klondike]

I wear over shirts now with top pockets. Saves missing calls. Amazing what wonderful offers you get. Delivery is slow though. I gave them my CC details weeks ago and it hasn't turned up yet. Just a load of letters from the CC company I haven't get around to opening yet.

[Scrumpy]

If only I were as clever as you... sigh!!! 

[Michael Rolls]

I find that too, Scrumps -  or just as I step in the shower as well.
I reckon it's done deliberately.   

Me too