'I'm a prisoner. Get me out of here'

[Scrumpy]

Yet more prisoners are being released by mistake..
Sex offender and fraudster
262 prisoners in the year up to March 2025..
What a bloody laughing stock this and previous government are..

It's easier to get out of prison then to get out of Royal Lodge..

[Vlad]

 Boom boom ! Love it

[Dextrous63]

I've decided that the safest place to be might be inside a prison, as it seems that the criminals will soon all be on the outside.

I wonder if I can get a room with a sea view?

[Mups]

Yet more prisoners are being released by mistake..
Sex offender and fraudster
262 prisoners in the year up to March 2025..
What a bloody laughing stock this and previous government are..

It's easier to get out of prison then to get out of Royal Lodge..

I wonder how this actually happens though, and who, at these prisons is responsible for release? 
And if someone is incapable of doing their job,  why aren't they sacked on the spot, and the reason written on their job reference?    No way should they keep their employment.

I really don't understand how this can keep on happening,   and they keep their jobs?

[Dextrous63]

"Responsible" is indeed the word.

Someone issues an instruction, and everyone along the subsequent domino chain follows without question.

I don't blame the front desk guards, nor those who unlocked the gates and sent the crims on their way.  They have neither the time nor the resources to sent a query back up the ladder.

[Michael Rolls]

I was shocked to see that figure! 262 

[Dextrous63]

Silly old us eh?  Thinking it was the number 1 duty of any government to keep its (law abiding) citizens safe.  We've been delusional.

[Mups]

I was shocked to see that figure! 262 

I really don't understand how this can repeatedly happen?
Surely someone is responsible for any staff incapable of doing their jobs properly?  
 In any other work they would have been out on their earhole long before now.

It sounds like its either sloppy staff,  or some nice hefty back-handers involved.

It's no good blaming Starmer (for once),  because he doesn't work there does he!

[Michael Rolls]

I would question if he worked!

[JBR]

Yet more prisoners are being released by mistake..
Sex offender and fraudster
262 prisoners in the year up to March 2025..

262 prisoners released by mistake?  I had no idea it was that bad.

I've been thinking about this and my conclusion is that the pen-pushers in charge of the prisons are, like civil servants, promoted beyond their capabilities and are consequently prone to making mistakes.

I'd like to blame TwoTier Starmer, but I can't really because he's never in the country, but off on 'working holidays' all over the world.  He probably thinks that it makes him look good without the need to actually do any work which, of course, is beyond his capabilities anyway.

[Dextrous63]

Er, the buck stops with Starmer.  Don't let him off the hook.  He used to be the head of the CPS.

He has now taken on the roll of the Criminal Release Service. 

[JBR]

Er, the buck stops with Starmer.  Don't let him off the hook.  He used to be the head of the CPS.

He has now taken on the roll of the Criminal Release Service.

I certainly don't let him off the hook.   He is responsible (no doubt supported by the rest of his government) for what has happened to this country for the last year and four months.

[Dextrous63]

I certainly don't let him off the hook.  He is responsible (no doubt supported by the rest of his government) for what has happened to this country for the last year and four months.

He promoted the imbecilic and deceitful team.  He is entirely responsible.

The body language and pathetic outrage demonstrated by his new deputy yesterday sums the whole thing up.    I've heard better responses/defences from low intelligence SEND pupils.   Heck, I've even heard better responses/defences/drivel from SEND teachers.  As you know, that's saying something.

[klondike]

What is it you teach again Dex? 

[Dextrous63]

What is it you teach again Dex? 

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